I want a utilikilt
Well, not really, but there is enough Scot in me to toy with the idea, at least until I learned that wearing it with underwear is really not the thing. Check it out here.
And if you are wondering why,
What an interesting world we live in!
Dave, thinking that Bro Don would look very manly in a kilt.

Dad, maybe you should get one! Mom always said you have cute knees. Men should wear un-bifurcated garments, no more wedgies! Go for it dad, start a new trend.
I eagerly await with great anticipation your utilikilt arrival at a Rotary meeting.
Why do I have the feeling that I am being egged on? I wasn’t born yesterday, you know. (Boy, how true THAT is!)